神偷大师

主演:张竞达  越心Nami  张杰妍  朱小米  

导演:沈金飞  阎余超  

类型:喜剧片

备注:HD   更新时间:2022-08-29 10:51

地区:中国大陆   年份:2017

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影片讲述了一位常年运输精神病的司机马小军在一次运输过程中,不慎将精神病人丢失在自己情人的店外,无计可施又怕承担责任的马小军与小凤萌生了一个偷天换日的想法——把小凤的客人充当精神病人送去医院。没想到的是,接下来到店里的客人都是行为古怪的人,马小军和小凤使出浑身解数,凑齐了逃走精神病人的数量,两人正准备离开的时候同屋的小仙发现了两人的阴谋,小仙受到惊吓,跑出了店,马小军和小凤发现后,害怕身份暴露,到处寻找小仙,此时,在车内饱受折磨的老六挣脱了绳索,找到了正在收拾东西准备离开的小凤。马小军赶回时,发现运输车又是空空,急忙跑回发廊去找小凤,却发现小凤被人绑在了房间里……

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